* Our time together will end immediately should any sexual  comments or suggestions be made at the beginning of our  appointment.

 * Morning showers DON'T count; I am a personal hygiene fanatic. 

* Always have money ready and in envelope; please don't make me ask.

* Fees are non -negotiable

* Be nice to me. If you act like an ass; I will ask you to leave. 

* My schedule does not permit over night appointments.

      Mona Saint James