* Our time together will end immediately should any sexual comments or suggestions be made at the beginning of our appointment.
* Morning showers DON'T count; I am a personal hygiene fanatic.
* Always have money ready and in envelope; please don't make me ask.
* Fees are non -negotiable
* Be nice to me. If you act like an ass; I will ask you to leave.
* My schedule does not permit over night appointments.